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 Do you ever wonder why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER? Why, oh why, couldn't I have been born rich instead of so darn beautiful?? They say its bad to eat late night snacks ...but then why do they put lights in refrigerators??? A friend is someone you call for bail when you are in jail. Your best friend is the one sitting behind you saying "Damn, what a night!" Why do women live longer than men? Because men keep telling us our place is in the kitchen, and that's where the knives are. Signs of being brainwashed by technology: you'll search hell and high water for a TV remote in a panic like state but refuse to walk up and turn the TV on. Says if ignorance is bliss then there is a sh*t load of people in paradise. Everyday. All the time. It never ends. For all the men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Women say "It isn't worth it to buy a whole pig just to get a little sausage." |
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