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| •Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. •Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. •An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' •You can't have everything....where would you put it? •You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. •If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain •If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one. •Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron •Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. •An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. •If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. •When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. •You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? |
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